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Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Clean Joke - Spelling Mistake

 Clean Joke- Spelling Mistake

KHOON se likh diya 
har diwar pe uska Naam....
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KHOON se likh diya 
har diwar pe uska Naam....


Aur phir tod di har diwaar
jis par likha tha uska naam.


Bata kyu?....





Kyuki 

Speling mistake ho gayi thi yaar

Clean Jokes- God V\s wife

 Jokes
Man: God se. Ghar se USA  tak
road banao! God: Mushkil hai, kuch aur bolo.
Man: Wife ko agyakari, Samajhdar banao. 
God: Road single banau ya double!
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Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Joke-Girl In Bar

Very Funny Joke

A girl in a bar 
Walks 2 
bartender n puts
her finger near his lips...



Bartender kises all fingers.. then 
girl says

Tel your manager 
there is no soap in toilet.....

Long Drive

Girl: Hum Kahan ja 
rahe hai ?
Boy: Long drive par...
Girl: How romantic pahle
kyu nai bataya ?
Boy: Mujhe bhi tab pata chala jab se break nai lag rhe....

Monday, March 29, 2010

Angry Parrot

Ek Acmi ne zoo mai 3
Languages balne wala tota dakha.
Jo English, Hindi aur Punjabi Bolta tha.
Usne 3 languages ka test karne ke lie pucha:
Who are you?
Tota: I am Parrot.
Admi: Tum Kaun Ho?
Main tota hun.
Tu kaun aa?
Tota: Teri maa da khasam saliya, ik wari samajh
nia unda, tota haan....

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Relationship Basics

 Relationship. It’s a big word both literally and figuratively. It takes two people to make it work and ardently we try. We face it, go through it, fight it out, scream, love, remind, appreciate, play, text, poke and try to work it through. There are always some things better avoided while you are in one. Some things we do unconsciously and the ones we term ‘normal’ can have serious long term damages to our relationship.

1. Have a life. Doing things independently and by yourself sends out a message that you don’t have to spend every breathing moment with your partner. This makes your partner value you more for yes, being independent and having a life.

2. Get to know each other’s friends and try to be comfortable around them. At the same time, don’t neglect and ditch your own friends. When a relationship heads down, you’ll need their support.

3. Respect is very crucial. Mutual respect even more. Don’t indulge in things that will make your partner loose respect for you.

4. Space, space, space. While it’s great you guys are together, there’s no need to suffocate each other with umpteen texts and calling each other every 9 minutes.

5. Loosen up a bit and don’t take yourself too seriously. Likewise, don’t give......Continue Reading...

Love Across Religion

People are falling in love every minute somewhere all around the globe. This sentence is the only cliché in this article, I promise. It’s great except when the forces of society, history and stereotypes get in the way. Love across religion, color, caste, nationality, you name it, is still not accepted. Maybe times are changing, the only thing is, they’re not. Exceptions are okay, but the majority isn’t. Closer home, our people face objections and rejections purely because of caste/religion differences. Who would want to see the qualities of the person when religion isn’t the same, moreover love is not even considered here, isn’t it just something kids do, something they think they know but in reality don’t - Is what the ‘wise’ say.

What has religion got to do with love? So the person is from a different religion, some habits may be different, brought up differently, prays to a different God, in a different manner, yada, yada, yada. Still don’t see the connection really. Besides what has become of religion? Religion has come to be fused with politics, its molding of prejudice policies which come about as a result of lack of knowledge about nations, ignorance of historical information and general bias of a ‘pure’ nation in order to destroy the other ‘dirty’ side.

Knowing the person is the most essential in a situation like this (or any other for that matter) Putting religious issues aside, what is your relationship like? It’s important to assess the relationship as the world around you wouldn’t be a fan of you guys anyway. So it’s important so have something real, something solid there. One should obviously discuss issues before hand, if any and work it out smooth. With so many successful examples of inter-religious relationships and marriages around, there is little reason why these relationships won’t work out and stand the emotional blackmail of families. Continue Reading.....