Santa to Pagal hai

Accident hua,

Bheed hui,

Santa ko age akar dekhne ka 

mauka chahiye tha.

To wo jor se chillaya- "Haay Mere Pitaji."

Sabne use age jaane diya- Dekha to 

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Kutta mara tha

Swami Nityanand -Joke

If you are with 1 Girl,

its ANAND

If you are with 2 Girls,
its MAHANAND

If you are with 3 Girls,
its PARAMANAND
If you are with many Girls,
then you must be ..

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�FD Swami NITYANAND !

Good News- Just Joke

Good  News   for the PUNE  People.

 

TAJMAHAL IS MOVING  FROM AGRA TO PUNE
don't believe ? huh..?
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Good Job- Joke

Teacher - maine tum Logoo se kaha tha ki roj ek accha kaam karo. 

Kya kisi bacche ne aaj koi accha kaam kiya ?

Pappu- Ji Ham paanch bacchu ne milkar amma ko sadak paar karai.

Teacher - Very Good! Lekin yah to tum akele kar sakte the, Paanch log kyu?

Pappu- Sir, Wah sadak paar karne ko taiyaar nahi thi. Uthakar le jana pada.

Worlds most Deadly PJ's

Worlds most Deadly PJ's

1.  Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....
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." 1 is neither composite nor prime"



2. Agar dava chahiye toh dhundo koi chemist....
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My NAME IS KHAN and I AM NOT A TERRORIST...


3.  yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....
     yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....



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Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..


4.. Arj kiya hai..

   He is KISSING
   She is KISSING


    He is KISSING
   She is KISSING

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5. woh mujhe chood ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun....
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ahun ahun ahun
ahun ahun ahun



6.mehngai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
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 ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu...



7. Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..
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aja aja dil nichode ....
raat ki matki phode...


8. mein yahan tu hai wahan...
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LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan...


9. Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
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"BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna...."


Emotional Shayari…
Arz kiya hai…
Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana…
Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana…
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A for Apple B for Banana…
WAH WAH…!!
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Arz kiya hai…
Kal tak thee jo meri present…
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Aaj ho gayee hai past…
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Kal tak thee jo meri present…
Aaj ho gayee hai past…
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Offer valid till stocks last..  :-P
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 Arz kiya hai…
Bakre ne maara jo bakri ko seeng……
Bakre ne maara jo bakri ko seeng……
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Toh Bakri bhi maregi bakre ko seeng.
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Arz kiya hai…
Baith kar girlfriend ki Zulfon ke saaye mai aisa josh aaya…
Wah-Wah, Wah-Wah…
Baith kar girlfriend ki Zulfon ke saaye mai aisa josh aaya…
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Ki   Uske papa ne dekh liya aur ICU mai hosh aaya…
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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...

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"Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!"
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Teacher to student : 1 chiku ke ped pe 10 kele lage hai, usme se 5 aam gir gaye , to btao ab kitne angoor bache…

Raju : Sir 10 hathi bache…

Teacher:  Arrey waah, tumhe kaise pata chala




Raju : Kyunki aaj main tiffin mein methi ke pronthe laaya hun..
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Romio ne juliet se  kaha ek sach
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Romio ne juliet se  kaha ek sach
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.Asali masale sach sach
 MDH.....MDH ...!
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Ek Kana Ladka Kisi ladki ko Propose kare to kaun sa gana Gayega?




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Ek Nazar se bhi Pyar Hota hai Maine suna Hai............................................
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 A scientist disconnected his doorbell.......

can u guess why???

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he wanted to win the No-bell prize!!!!!!!!!!
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Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter

Gaur farmaiye

Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter
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Ab hero Honda splendor 80 kilometer prati leter
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1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss

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Mutual funds are subjected to market risks……!!!!
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World’s most PAINFUL shayari…

Dil mai chubhi sui….

Arz kiya hai…

Dil mai chubhi sui…

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Uui uui, uui uui…

Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack(u shud know

that)!

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Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take

four men to build it?

A. No time at all it is already built(think ahead).

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Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and

three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?

A. Very large hands.(Good 1 na?)

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Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one

hand.

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Q.How can a man go eight days without sleep?

A. He sleeps at night.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?

A. Wet.(sorry abt this)

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Q. What looks like half an apple ?

A : The other half.

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Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?

A : Dinner.

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Q. What gets wet with drying ?

A : A towel.

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Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?

A : It caused a revolution.

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Q. Why is it easy to weigh a fish ?

A : Because it has its own scales.

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Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?

A : Liquid

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Q: what is the opposite of Nagpanchmi?

A: Nag did not punch me. (This is an old 1)

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Q:now what is the inverse of Nagpanchmi?

Come on..

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A: I punched Nag. (This is a new 1, ain't it?)

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Q:Chintu's mom has three sons.What is the name of the

other two?

A:Chin-1 & Chin-3 (This was the worst 1! )

 Some of the world's most deadly PJ's………… ……

FASHION

FASHION

BOY - TUMHARI KAMEEZ FATI HUI HAI.


GIRL - NAHI YE FASHION HAI...


BOY - KISNE FAADA.....


GIRL - MAINE KHUD..


BOY - ACHA KHUD FAADO TO FASHION ......



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