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Tuesday, July 20, 2010

China

Hospital mai ek baccha paida hota
hota hai. Aur paida hote hi nurse
se poochta hai- bhookh lagi hai nashte mai kya hai.
Nurse - Chowmein, Momos, soup, schezwan.
Baccha- Saala phir se China mai paida ho gaya.



                           T.T. to Sardar in trian- Ticket dikhao.
Sardar- Ha. ha.. ye lo bashao.
T.T.- ye to purani ticket hai.
Sardar- To trian kya abhi Showroom se nikli hai.
Moral of the joke- Soch ke bataunga. Yaar pak gaya hun sardaru ke joke pe comment maar ke.