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Sunday, April 25, 2010

Its A ...Mistake

If a barber makes a mistake,

It's a

If a driver makes a mistake,

It is a New Path

If an engineer makes a mistake,

It is a

If parents makes a mistake,

It is a

If a politician makes a mistake,

It is a

If a scientist makes a mistake,

It is a

If a tailor makes a mistake,

It is a

If a teacher makes a mistake,

It is a

If our boss makes a mistake,
It is a
New idea

If an employee makes a mistake,
It is a
  Mistake Only


Thursday, April 15, 2010

A Story In Hell.




One politician , One thief & One programmer died & went straight to hell.

Politician said "I miss my country. I want to call my country and see

how everybody is doing there." He called and talked for about 5 minutes,

then he asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call?


The devil says "Five million dollars".

The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.



Thief was so jealous! he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call my group

members. I want to see how everybody is doing there too"

He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well, devil

how much do I need to pay for the call?


The devil says "Ten million dollars".

With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.



Programmer was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call my IT friends too".


He called other IT person and he talked for twenty hours about various technologies and project managers, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call?


The devil says "Twenty dollars".

Programmer is stunned & says "Twenty dollars??? Only??"


Devil says:

;

;

;

"Calling hell to hell is local!!!"

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Jokes: Angry Parrot

Ek Admi ne zoo main 3 languages 
bolne wala tota dekha.Jo English,
Hindi Aur Punjabi bolta tha.
Usne 3 languages ka test Karne ke liye Tote se 
Pucha. Who are you? 
Tota: I am parrot.
Admi : Tum Kaun ho?
Tota: Mai Tota hun.
Admi Tu kaun aa?
Tota: Teri ma da khasam saliya; ik wari samajh ni aunda,
tota haan

Clean Joke - Nothing is Impossible

In 1980, IDBI Bank rejected
Loan For Ambanis.












In 2008, Mukesh Ambani was
Planning to Buy IDBI Bank.






This Shows Nothing is
Impossible......



Now in 2009, ICICI Bank
rejected loan for Me.....







But in 2010, I'm Planning to............









Apply for loan again...


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Tuesday, April 13, 2010

7 Ways to a Heathy Relationship

Increase Your Chances 
If we think of the dating field as a vast market from which we, as consumers, get to choose what we want, we need to remember that we too, are commodities, to be packaged and marketed accordingly. If we are seeking a high-end commodity, then we must have something equally appealing with which to barter! Here are a few key pointers to give ourselves an upgrade, rather then putting ourselves on sale.


1. Appearance counts
We've all heard that first impressions matter and that is never truer than in the dating game. Since our physical appearance comprises a great deal of that first impression, we want to advertise ourselves in the best possible light ... which means careful personal grooming and extra self love. The basics are obvious -- looking neat and clean versus dirty wrinkled clothes are not sexy. Beyond that, putting in adequate grooming time -- hair, makeup, nails -- will enhance that enticing overall appearance that draws the flock to you. Knowing what colors and styles of clothing look best is key, and let us not forget that regular physical exercise and a healthy diet is crucial to looking and feeling your best!


2. Honesty: Still the best policy
When we meet someone we want to impress, it can be tempting to 'embellish' facts about ourselves. This only works if you are in the market for a one night stand, since the truth will come out as you get to know each other better. Trust is one of the biggest factors in a successful relationship, and if you start your connection off with lies and gross exaggerations, you might never succeed in creating trust again. Why take that risk over a few tall tales?


3. Get out there
It's a big world out there, with plenty o' fish in the sea, as they say. But if we are not willing to do the work to make ourselves available, we will not reap the rewards. Being open and friendly will make us seem more approachable and available. Socializing with friends opens us up to meeting more people, and therefore, more dating opportunities. Getting involved in group organizations and activities -- such as biking, hiking, snorkeling -- puts us in the pool for meeting others, makes us more interesting as a person, and offers common ground between you and your potential Romeo or Juliet.


4. Listen with an open mind
The key to any good conversationalist is being a good listener -- this is true for every relationship, romantic or otherwise. We already know about our own lives, so why not learn about our date sitting across from us. We all have the need to be heard, and understood ... all it takes is listening well with an open mind. If your date feels that you are too self- involved to be interested in what he has to say, or are too judgmental in your views of them once they open up, let's face it, the date is over. The same holds true if the roles are reversed ... we don't need to waste our precious time on critical, egocentric dopes either!


5. Be confident
Confidence is extremely attractive. It says, 'I've got it together' and it shows self-respect. We must first love and respect ourselves before anyone else can. It is exhausting for one individual to feel like they have to keep complimenting and validating the other person due to their low self-esteem, and is very unappealing to a date! We must come from a place of confidence and security if want to stay a float in the dating market.


6. Know what you're looking for
Dating takes time and energy, so we should know before hand what we are really looking for in a person. We need to be realistic about what we have to offer, and know what we want. Do we ultimately want commitment and marriage? If so, we need to know what qualities we desire most in a mate, and not waste our time on dates that don't fit the bill.


7. Upgrade yourself
Being happy with who we are, automatically attracts others to us, but it's comforting to know that we can always work on ourselves (and change the things we don't like). Perhaps we'd like to take more classes, to learn new skills or to change jobs. Or maybe we've been thinking about that makeover that we never seem to get around to. Whatever it takes to make ourselves more confident and happy inside, will prove quite valuable in the "date mart" ... have fun shopping!

Marriage Proposal Advertisement in Good English

Marriage Proposal Advertisement in Good English :


Madam : 
I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in Lahore Having seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press myself on you and hope you will take me nicely. 
I am a soiled son from inside Punjab .. I am nice and big, six foot tall, and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness, as because I am working hardly. I am playing hardly also. Especially I like cricket, and I am a good batter and I am a fast baller. Whenever I come running in for balling, other batters start running. Everybody is scared of my rapid balls that bounce a lot. 
I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone. I am jolly. I am gay. Ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft. Am always giving respect to the ladies. I am always allowing ladies to get on top. That is how nice I am. I am not having any bad habits. I am not drinking and I am not sucking tobacco or anything else. Every morning I am going to the Jim and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you can come and see how much I am pumping the dumb belles in the Jim. 
I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants is always open for you. I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only. What to do? So I am taking things into my own hands everyday... That is why I am pressing myself on you, so that you will come in my house and my things into your hand. 
If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I will be loving you very hard every day... fact, I will stop pumping dumb belles in the Jim. If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will press you and press you until you come. So I am placing my head between your nicely smelling feet looking up with lots of hope. 
I am waiting very badly for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation. 
Expecting soon 
Yours and only yours 
Choudhary Warraich, born by mother in Okara and become big in Lahore, Punjab

ITS TIME FOR SOME FUN GUYS...........


ITS TIME FOR SOME FUN GUYS...........

Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do? 
Ans: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
 
 What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
ANS: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.. 

Man Conducting Marketing Survey asked a Lady:"Which Book Has Helped you most in your Life?"
Lady:My Husband's "Cheque Book!"
 
1st thief: Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window! 2nd thief: But this is the 13th floor. 1st thief: Hurry! this is no time for superstitions
 
A Student goes into a library & asks for a book on suicide..! Librarian: "Get lost dude, U won't bring it back...
 
Kid: 'Mom who is God?'Mom:'God is neither male nor fmale,not child,not adult,not blak not white &he loves children'
Kid:'Oh! Michael Jakson!'
 
A kid went 2 school for the first time.Teacher told her if u had 2 go 2 Toilet, raise ur index finger. 
Kid is puzzled n asks, thats going 2 .......
 
Principal 2 students: U people must sleep atleast 7 hours a day. 
Students:Impossible sir!College is only for 6 hours!
 
Boy: Mummy, if I failed in this exam I'll commite suicide. Mother'Shut up! Never say that. If U try to do so I'll just kill you..
 
Boy: My Girl friend broke up with me & sent me the Kissing pics of her & her new Boy friend 
Friend: Oh. Its 2 bad. Boy: Ya I know.. thats why i sent those pics 2 her Dad
 
Shyam to Ram: Did U kill mosquitoes? Yes. But why they still bite me at night? They must be widows of the dead ones....
 
Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.


Doctor to lady: U look exactly like my 3rd wife. Lady: How many wife do u have? Docto2.

A father to his adopted son "Whats the height of laziness?" Son replied "What more than havin an adopted son.

Wife: I hate the Beggar who came yesterday! Husband: Why?? Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today He gifted me a book"How to Cook"!!

Monday, April 12, 2010

Trust yourself

As many of us have sensed in one way or another, everything happens for a reason. There is intent and purpose to all that exists. The difficult part is in realizing this, is not allowing fear, fantasy or analytical thoughts to creep in which can hinder you in many ways. It’s important not to set your rules of behavior or determine your thought patterns through means of fear.
This planet is a living spiritual being. Life in so many forms has sprung forth on its surface. Everything needed for survival is available to us. I also believe that our planet is a beacon of sorts, which attracts not only ‘earth bound’ spiritual guidance, but also guidance from other realms. The ‘Earth Being’ is home to so many species and life forms, humans being the strangest of them all — which is truly remarkable once you think about it.
Humans are such an interesting mix of divine and savage. On a simplistic scale, we are divine when all of our own basic needs are met. We become savage when our basic needs are not met. For example, it is easy for someone with more than enough food to share some with a hungry person. On the other hand, if one’s child is starving to death, killing or stealing to save your child becomes first priority. This goes back to Chakras and self care. Starting with the root Chakra which deals with survival, up to the seventh Chakra which is our connection to the divine. If your foundation is not solid (your root Chakra), there is much difficulty in reaching ‘higher’ levels of consciousness. I could go on and on about Chakras, though I will spare you …On a less simplistic scale, we have more tendencies toward self destruction than any other creature. We also have the capacity to care for another like no other creature does. Two completely opposite ends of the spectrum.
Many of us are being challenged on a basic survival level considering the economic situation we are in. For many people it feels as if they are working for nothing, or not working at all which can be frightening. Not working for many equals not eating or having adequate shelter. Again when the basics are not being met, the divine takes a back seat to fear...Continue Reading

Indians are always smart- Really funny Joke


Don't Mess With Indians


A lawyer and an Indian are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that Indians are so dumb that he could get one over on them easy...

So the lawyer asks if the Indian would like to play a fun game.

The Indian is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, and says that the game is really, really a lot of fun.

"I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500," the lawyer says.

This catches the Indians attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The Indian doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the Indian's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the Indian and hands him $500. The Indian pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the Indian up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?'

The Indian reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep. Don't mess with Indians!!!

Good Morning with Santa

SANTA SINGH’S THEORY OF MOTION



Santa Singh badly wanted to be known as a great man. So
after long research he made a new addition to Newton’s law.


And was awarded the 2010 Nobel Prize for his new
 "Theory of Motion..."" and it says



“ Loose motion can never be done in slow motion”

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Always Let the BOSS SPEAK...(Funny)......!!

Once, Boss, Officer & Clerk going 4 a meeting.
They saw a Jin.
Jin said: As i fulfill 3 wishes at a time
But u r 3 persons so i will fulfill 1 wish for each.

Clerk said: Send me to America with a lot of money clerk disappears. (wish fulfilled)
Officer said: Send me to Paris with a lot of beautiful girls. officer disappears. (wish fulfilled)
Jin said to Boss: what is ur wish?
He said: “I want these two idiots back at office after lunch.”

Friday, April 9, 2010

Nasha Har gum Bhula deta hai

Husband drinking and said: Tum kon ho ?

Biwi: Pagal ho gaye ho kiya?

apni Biwi ko bhee bhoul gaye Kiya?

HUSBAND: Nasha har ‘gham’ bhula deta hay.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Definition of the kiss



Prof. of Computer Science:
A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.
Prof. of Algebra:
A kiss is two divided by nothing.
Prof. of Geometry:
A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.
Prof. of Physics:
A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
Prof. of Zoology:
A kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.
Prof. of Physiology:
A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicular ors muscles in the state of contraction.
Prof. of Dentistry:
A kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
Prof. of Accountancy:
A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
Prof. of Economics:
A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.
Prof. of Philosophy:
A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
Prof. of Engineering:
Uh, What? I’m not familiar with that term.

Maa kahan hai

Santa Banta Funny Joke
Santa: Aj mere paas gadi hai, bangla hai,
Paisa hai, tumhare paas kya hai? Hai?
Banta: Mere paas bhi gadi hai , Bangla hai,
paisa hai.
Santa: kamine to hameri maa kiske paas hai.

Moral of joke: Ye Shashi kapoor nahi santa banta hai, yahan kuch bhi ho sakta hai

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Inspirational Quotes


Inspirational Quotes


  • " Don't ask yourself, 'Can I?' but 'Am I willing to do what it takes?'...
because yes! You can!"

  • We can do anything  we want to, but we need a
positive attitude to do that task.


  • The right man is the one who seizes the moment
  • Honesty is the best policy.
    Benjamin Franklin 
  • Life is not an exact science, it is an art.

    Positive Thinking

    Positive Thinking is important in life

    Jerry (Changed Name)is the kind of guy you love to hate. He is always in a good mood and always has something positive to say. When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would reply, "If I were any better, I would be twins!" He was a unique manager because he had several waiters who had followed him around from restaurant to restaurant.

    The reason the waiters followed Jerry was because of his attitude. He was a natural motivator. If an employee was having a bad day, Jerry was there telling the employee how to look on the positive side of the situation.

    Seeing this style really made me curious, so one day I went up to Jerry and asked him, I don't get it! You can't be a positive person all of the time. How do you do it?" Jerry replied, "Each morning I wake up and say to myself, Jerry, you have two choices today. You can choose to be in a good mood or you can choose to be in a bad mood.

    I choose to be in a good mood. Each time something bad happens, I can choose to be a victim or I can choose to learn from it. I choose to learn from it. Every time someone comes to me complaining, I can choose to accept their complaining or I can point out the positive side of life. I choose the positive side of life.

    "Yeah, right, it's not that easy," I protested. "Yes, it is," Jerry said. "Life is all about choices. When you cut away all the junk, every situation is a choice. You choose how you react to situations. You choose how people will affect your mood. You choose to be in a good mood or bad mood. The bottom line: It's your choice how you live life."

    I reflected on what Jerry said. Soon thereafter, I left the restaurant industry to start my own business. We lost touch, but I often thought about him when I made a choice about life instead of reacting to it.

    Several years later, I heard that Jerry did something you are never supposed to do in a restaurant business: he left the back door open one morning and was held up at gun point by three armed robbers. While trying to open the safe, his hand, shaking from nervousness, slipped off the combination. The robbers panicked and shot him. Luckily, Jerry was found relatively quickly and rushed to the local trauma center. After 18 hours of surgery and weeks of intensive care, Jerry was released from the hospital with fragments of the bullets still in his body.

    I saw Jerry about six months after the accident. When I asked him how he was, he replied, "If I were any better, I'd be twins. Wanna see my scars?" I declined to see his wounds, but did ask him what had gone through his mind as the robbery took place. “The first thing that went through my mind was that I should have locked the back door," Jerry replied. "Then, as I lay on the floor, I remembered that I had two choices: I could choose to live or I could choose to die. I chose to live."

    "Weren't you scared? Did you lose consciousness?" I asked. Jerry continued, "...the paramedics were great. They kept telling me I was going to be fine. But when they wheeled me into the ER and I saw the expressions on the faces of the doctors and nurses, I got really scared. In their eyes, I read 'he's a dead man.'

    I knew I needed to take action." " What did you do?" I asked. "Well, there was a big burly nurse shouting questions at me," said Jerry. "She asked if I was allergic to anything. 'Yes,' I replied. The doctors and nurses stopped working as they waited for my reply. I took a deep breath and yelled, 'Bullets!' Over their laughter, I told them, 'I am choosing to live. Operate on me as if I am alive, not dead.'"

    Jerry lived thanks to the skill of his doctors, but also because of his amazing attitude. I learned from him that every day we have the choice to live fully. Attitude, after all, is everything.


    Positive thinking the the first step towards a happy life.

    Attitude is everything

    If everyone applies just these, the whole world will live in happiness.

    10 Ways to Gain Confidence

    Our self confidence shapes the way we go through the world, influencing the choices we make, and determining the directions we take in life. When we build our confidence, we take control of our lives.Self-esteem tends to be built (or degraded) in a cumulative way, allowing us plenty of opportunities throughout the day to increase self-worth. So let's get started!

    1. Be true to yourself

    We need to work on being true to our values, and not compromise them because of another person's demands or expectations. This means learning to stand up for ourselves, knowing our boundaries, and defending them if necessary. If we feel we are being disrespected, we need to speak up. If we're open and honest with people, we will respect ourselves more and so will others. Gaining a strong voice in our everyday lives can take time, but eventually it becomes habitual.

    2. Let go of past mistakes
    Berating ourselves for past actions gets us nowhere. We can't change the past, so we must accept it. Carrying emotional baggage creates disharmony and regret, which chips away at our self-worth. It's all a matter of keeping things in perspective. Life is full of challenges and adventures, and since we make decisions based on who we are at the time, it's a waste of energy and serenity to carry ill feelings about ourselves. Let's cut ourselves a break -- we're all human -- and as long as we've learned from these mistakes, we're better for the experiences.

    3. Don't compare yourself to others
    It's a fact that somewhere, someone is better at something than we are. If we're constantly comparing ourselves to others, we're doomed to fall short. When we do this, we're not honoring our own self-worth and strengths. Instead, we're allowing others to control how we feel by constantly trying to 'measure up.' When we focus on our strengths, we shine -- and whatever we choose to do, we do well.

    4. Plan steps that move you toward your dreams and goals
    When we're achieving our goals, we have a sense of satisfaction and pride in our lives. We feel better about ourselves, empowered by our successes. Low self-esteem is augmented by a lack of focus and unrealized dreams. Once we know what makes us happy, we can focus on achieving that. If the goal seems too big at first, break it down to little steps. The sense of achievement every day toward something great is a huge confidence booster.

    5. Surround yourself with supportive people
    We need to be aware of the people we surround ourselves with. Are we learning valuable things from them? Do they stimulate and motivate us? Whatever our goals are, we need people on our team to cheer us on -- not bring negativity, doubt or jealousy into our lives.

    6. Exercise

    When we engage in physical exercise, our bodies release endorphins which make us feel good, strong, and alive. Regular exercise will trim our bodies and tone our muscles, giving us healthier body images.

    7. Keep learning new skills

    It's self-empowering to feel useful -- and knowledge is power. With each thing we teach ourselves, the more capable we feel. A great confidence builder is having others rely upon or admire us for our skills and abilities. Take classes, master a subject area, learn a new language, perhaps acquire higher computer skills -- and reap the reward of increased self-worth.

    8. Do not look down on yourself
    Constant self-judgment mentally exhausts us and keeps our focus on our faults, making us feel inferior. Every thought we have creates an action. Too many negative ideas can make us feel so poorly about ourselves that we might continue making self-destructive choices. We need to give ourselves a break -- we're only human!

    9. Body language

    So often we are unconscious of how we're carrying ourselves and what image we're projecting to the world. When we hold our heads high and straighten our shoulders, we're telling ourselves and the world that we're a force to be reckoned with, that we are strong and confident. Even at first if we don't believe it, the 'fake it until you make it' idea can work here. Watch how differently you speak and act once you've corrected your slouched posture!

    10. Overcome Fears
    'Do something every day that scares you.' This well-known quote is powerful because it's simple, yet so impacting. Our greatest fears may overwhelm us taken head-on, but if we challenge ourselves bit by bit, growing ever-stronger, we will find those big fears diminish in the power they hold over us. It's hard to look ourselves in the eye if we're afraid all the time. So, take baby steps, and soon that mountain won't seem so tall!

    More than Sardar's


    Very Funny Joke
    A Saudi Prince went to Germany to study.
    A month later, he sends a letter to his dad saying:"Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here,but I'm a bit ashamed to arrive to school with my gold Mercedes when all my teachers travel by train."
    Sometime later he gets a letter from his dad with a ten million dollar check saying:"Stop embarrassing us, go and get yourself a train too”!

    Moral Of the Joke- Duniya mai sirf Sardar hi nahin rahte.

    10 Ways to Gain Confidence - One step at a time

    10 Ways to Gain Confidence - One step at a time

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    Santa Banta Funny Jokes

    Santa Banta Jokes


    बंता: आपकी फैक्ट्री में कितने लोग काम करते हैं?
    संता: 50% से भी कम!



    बंता: बिल्ला इतनी शराब क्यों पीता है?
    संता: वो ज्यादा शराब सिर्फ टेंशन में पीता है!
    बंता: उसको किस बात की टेंशन है!
    संता: यही कि वह शराब ज्यादा पीता है!



    बंता: तुम्हारी सबसे बड़ी ताकत क्या है?
    संता: मेरी पत्नी!
    बंता: तुम्हारी सबसे बड़ी कमजोरी क्या है?
    संता: दूसरों की पत्नी!



    संता: मैंने आपको छाता दिया था, वो कहां हैं?
    बंता: वह तो मुझसे मेरा दोस्त ले गया! आपको चाहिये था क्या?
    संता: नहीं, जिससे मैंने वह छाता माँगा हुआ था उसने कहा है कि जिससे उसने छाता लिया था वह उसे वापिस मांग रहा है! 



    बंता: शाहरुख़ खान एक लड़कियों के कॉलेज में आया तो उसे 2 घंटे में 2000 लड़कियों ने किस किया!
    संता: अगर शाहरुख़ की जगह मैं होता तो उन 2000 में से अपनी पसंद की एक ही लड़की को 2 घंटे किस करता! 



    बंता: यार कोई ऐसा गिफ्ट बता जो सीधा तेरी भाभी के दिल पर लगे?
    संता: गोली मार दे! 



    बंता: कल रात पार्टी में तुम्हारे साथ खूबसूरत औरत थी, वह कौन थी?
    संता: मेरी पत्नी थी! पर यह बात उसे मत बताना! 




    संता: अगर मैं किसी अमीर लड़की से शादी करलूँ तो मेरी समस्यायें खत्म हो जायेंगी!
    बंता: तो तुम शादी करवा क्यों नहीं लेते?
    संता: मुझे अपनी पत्नी से डर लगता है!



    संता: मेरी पत्नी कहती है कि अगर मैंने शराब नहीं छोड़ी तो वह मुझे छोड़ जायेगी?
    बंता: तो फिर?
    संता: मुझे हमेशा अपनी बीवी की कमी महसूस होगी

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    Monday, April 5, 2010

    Again sardar

    Jokes-  Sardar Special

    Biwi neend me zor se chillai
    > jaldi utho mere PATI aa gaye
    Sardar utha Or khidki se kud gaya! 
    Tang tut gayi, fir khyal aya- Uska pati to mai hi hu

    Moral of the joke- Moral ko maro goli, ye batao ki sare jokes Sardaru ke upar kyu bante hai ?

    2 Sardar

    Clean Jokes

    Train Chal Padi, 2 Sardar
    train ki taraf bhage, 1 chadh
    gaya. Logo ne kaha, "Well Done"
    Sardar- "O shit, jisne jana tha wo to peeche rah gaya,
    mai to chhorne aya tha"

    Moral of the Joke- Ab iska kya moral nikalna yaar, already nikla hua hai