A Story In Hell.

One politician , One thief & One programmer died & went straight to hell.

Politician said "I miss my country. I want to call my country and see

how everybody is doing there." He called and talked for about 5 minutes,

then he asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call?


The devil says "Five million dollars".

The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.



Thief was so jealous! he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call my group

members. I want to see how everybody is doing there too"

He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well, devil

how much do I need to pay for the call?


The devil says "Ten million dollars".

With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.



Programmer was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call my IT friends too".


He called other IT person and he talked for twenty hours about various technologies and project managers, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call?


The devil says "Twenty dollars".

Programmer is stunned & says "Twenty dollars??? Only??"


Devil says:

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"Calling hell to hell is local!!!"