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Sunday, March 21, 2010

Funny Jokes - Ajit and Robert in a Match

Scene: Ajit is watching cricket match of India vs.Pakistan. Kapil is bowling and Imran is batting. Pakistan needs 24 runs in 4 balls.
Ajit: Rabert,Kapil se kehna ek khatarnak Beemer daal de aur Imran ko out karde.
Robert: Ok boss.Robert goes to Kapil and tells the message. Kapil nods and bowls but Imran hits it for a six!
Ajit: Rabert,ab Kapil se kehna ek khatarnak Yorker daal de aur Imran kaa kaam tamam karde.
Robert: Ok boss.He goes to Kapil and tells the message. Kapil nods and bowls but Imran hits it for a six again. Now there are two balls and 12 runs.
Ajit: Rabert,ab Kapil se jaa ke kehna ek khatarnak out swinger daal de aur Imran ko catch out karde. Robert: Ok boss.He goes to Kapil and tells the message again. Kapil nods and bowls but Imran again hits it for a six again. Now just one ball and six runs to win.
Robert: Boss,ab Kapil se jaa ke kya kehna hai? Ajit: Ab Kapil se kuch mat kehna. Imran se jaa ke kehna ki uski maa aur beewi hamare kabje mein hai!

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